Here is Alessandra Ambrosio promoting Victoria Secret’s “Sexy Makeup” and looking good doing it. I had a dream once where Alessandra and I were on a tropical island having sex every minute of the day. Kind of, anyway. The tropical island was a dream. Sex with Alessandra every minute of the day? That’s just reality, baby. More after the jump.
Alessandra Ambrosio turned 26 yesterday. I pulled down my pants for her. Hence that expression on her face up top.
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