Angelina Jolie is a good time

Speaking to Ok Magazine, Angelina Jolie says she has been sexual ever since kindergarten. Starting from nursery school, Angelina would make out with boys and strip naked.

“I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties. Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!”

Angelina’s sexual adventurousness continued through her teenage years where she lost her virginity at 14 and developed a fetish for combining knives and sex.

“I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn’t feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I’d cut myself. I have a lot of scars.”

One of my goals in life is to sleep with Angelina Jolie. Now, I’m not so sure. Once I’m done giving her multiple orgasms, I’ll be too scared knowing she’s about to stick me like a pig. Yea, the knife would probably shatter on my rock hard chest and abs, but if it’s my soft, supple lips then I’m screwed.

Here are some pictures from when she was really young.

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15 years ago

So I guess that means she was ho at a very young age…I blamed it on her mother for letting her have a live in boyfriend at the age of 14, I was bad..sorry mom

15 years ago

Lol…Striped naked in nursery !! he he

15 years ago

dude, angelina jolie rocks some serious cock. she is my idol. if you knock her fearlessness as “weird and disgusting” its only because you are jealous. she is gorgeous, hardcore, invincible i may say. shes tight s**t

15 years ago

I would have loved to have met her when she was 13 or 14…nice and pink chonch yummy

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