Angelina Jolie turns me on

This bit of news has absolutely no point at all, but it’s sexy as hell. Angelina Jolie loves relaxing in front of the tv while rubbing lotion into her skin. Wait, it sounds better when she says it.

“I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I’ll be watching TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour, just rubbing it in.”

They should make this into an inspirational poster. I’d rather stare at this all day than at that stupid kitty hanging onto the tree branch. Is it gonna fall or what? Forget it, I don’t even care anymore. Angelina mother effin’ Jolie goes into lotion trances, rubbing it in! God, her skin must be softer than a baby’s butt and twice as tasty.