Avril Lavigne showed up to “The Best Damn Thing” album release party looking like a coked up goth princess. She surprisingly didn’t ride in on a “My Little Pony” pony covered in white makeup and mascara. Although she should have because then she might have fallen off and broken both her legs. Not that I want her to break her legs, but I’m just saying it would have made me chuckle. Maybe even chortle. Plus, the sound of two femurs breaking would be the best music to ever come out of her.
Here she is on SNL last Saturday performing her new “song.”
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