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Brooke Hogan is too sexy

If you wanted to see what Brooke Hogan looks like sucking in her stomach in a failed attempt to look sexy, then today’s your lucky day. I’m not sure why ugly over here was pulling back that gut. My theory at the moment is she’s both a tranny and an idiot. This was based on years of research. You can see the proof published in the next Time magazine.

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Kewl
Kewl
16 years ago

I still thing she is UGLY !!

so what
so what
16 years ago

I agree, she is not a pretty girl at all.

luv blemish on my face
luv blemish on my face
16 years ago

poor soul, she inherited Hulks genes. she’s a great costume impersonater for halloween tho.

aussie
aussie
16 years ago

she looks pretty good in that music video of hers though, i think its just that she is without makeup now. her mom kind of looks like a man too …i guess since hulk hogan is so manly he doesn’t notice.

Hockey Fan
Hockey Fan
16 years ago

she looks decent in her music video becuase they air brushed and photoshopped it to death. It looks nothing like her, I live near Miami, have seen her before, but not in miami, performing at a hockey game awhile back actually, had seats thisclose to her, and trust me, she is big, fat, flabby and ugly. and she does look like a dude, my buddy thought she was a tranny, did not know who the hell she was at the time, just thought she was butt ugly.

chyea
14 years ago

yeah right jealous asses. i would make sweet love to brooke hogan for hours. and basically all dudes would so dont lie. and i think she was just self concience about her body cause she is amazzzzing. m 22 umma beast