The increasingly annoying Donald Trump gleefully shaved Vince McMahon’s head after winning a hair match at Wrestlemania 23 this past Sunday. During the match, The Donald managed to sneak in some fake punches on McMahon while his wrestling representative Bobby Lashley defeated Umaga. However, not everything went Trump’s way. Special guest referee Stone Cold Steve Austin turned on Trump and delivered a Stone Cold Stunner leaving the audience shocked.
Shocked that this is what pro-wrestling has come to. No longer able to maintain popularity through absurd story lines featuring anabolically gifted fighters covered in more grease than Rosie O’Donnell’s third chin, WWE had to elicit the help of an aging real estate billionaire happy to suckle on fame’s dirtiest teat. For shame.
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