Drew Barrymore is the most beautiful woman

Drew Barrymore made the top spot on People magazine’s “100 Most Beautiful People” list and will be on next issue’s cover. The 32-year-old actress has been on the list four times, but this is the first time she clinched the no. 1 position. Barrymore says,

Making the cover “made my peacock feathers shine in the golden-hour light and extend to the heavens.”

Yea, ok, you can’t see this, but I’m backing away slowly. Remarkably, Drew’s competition wasn’t just an empty carton of milk and a lab rat with a human ear growing on its back. She beat out the likes of Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson, Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry. To which I say, “Well played Drew’s publicist, well played.”