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God damnit, Val Kilmer needs his toilet

Val Kilmer

Residents at Echo Park were supposed to move their cars today since Val Kilmer is down there filming “Columbus Day”. At around 8:30 a.m., the wife of a TMZ staffer taking care of her baby answered a knock at the door and discovered a woman called Kelli Lassen who told her,

“You need to move your fucking car because we need to park the toilets for the Val Kilmer movie.”

Lassen denied saying this, but later confessed and apologized for the outburst. She added, “Val Kilmer can’t even use the bathroom.” The banner above is supposed to be of Val Kilmer. Except I can’t see him. All I see is a pregnant seal who lost its way.

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john

i guess the submarine tests fucked up his echolocation

agent bedhead
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OMG. I never thought I’d say this, but Val Kilmer was way hotter as Iceman in Top Gun.

Shan
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Shan

Heehee ROFLMAO He looks like a baby Shamu. Seriously, this picture made an otherwise crappy day have a funny ending. I know it’s not nice to make fun of thers but it really is funny. sorry God.

TheExpatriot
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TheExpatriot

How exciting – a beached humpback!

Keeda
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Keeda

How rude !!…She needs to be taught some manners !!

Joker
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Joker

He should carry his own personal toilet everywhere now….ass!!

rr
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rr

you people should be ashamed of yourselves. have you stopped to think that he may have some kind of health problem we know nothing about? i’m fat myself. why? i have spinal arthritis, which makes exercise excruciating. i walk and do what i can, but my body will never look good again. cut the man some slack. you can’t judge people based on your own values. everyone is different. note to val – you look fine. i accept you as you are.

kitznegari
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kitznegari

HAHAHA LARDASS!

Gabriel
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Gabriel

Note to rr: OMFG! Forget exercise… just say no to FOOD fatass. Or do you suffer from Stomach Arthritis too? Trust me, Val doesn’t suffer from any “condition”. He suffers from icantsaynotofoodalitis.

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