God damnit, Val Kilmer needs his toilet

Val Kilmer

Residents at Echo Park were supposed to move their cars today since Val Kilmer is down there filming “Columbus Day”. At around 8:30 a.m., the wife of a TMZ staffer taking care of her baby answered a knock at the door and discovered a woman called Kelli Lassen who told her,

“You need to move your fucking car because we need to park the toilets for the Val Kilmer movie.”

Lassen denied saying this, but later confessed and apologized for the outburst. She added, “Val Kilmer can’t even use the bathroom.” The banner above is supposed to be of Val Kilmer. Except I can’t see him. All I see is a pregnant seal who lost its way.

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