Well, this doesn’t have the same “oomph” as a prosthetic leg flying across the stage, but it’ll do. At the end of her routine on “Dancing With the Stars”, Heather Mills falls on her ass. This just in. I’ve been given the go-ahead by the Coalition of the Handicapped to make fun of her. So, here’s to Heather, whose rendition of an epileptic attack on the dance floor has given hope to disabled people everywhere.