I almost forgot. It’s Kirsten Dunst’s birthday today. Happy birthday. You’re ugly and I’m not. Thanks. I guess. To add to this, here’s an early review of Spider-Man 3 which pretty much calls the movie a 2 hour crap fest. Whatever reviewer dude. Did you watch it with your eyes closed? If you didn’t, you should. It helps to not look directly at her.
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