It’s now Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt

Angelina Jolie has asked a Santa Monica court to change her newly adopted son’s name to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt. Jolie’s other children have already gone through the same process and now their own little planet Earth will be complete. Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and Pax. It sounds like they’re living in a “Lion King” movie. If they were any richer, Angelina would build a jungle in her backyard and, every once in a while, have a tiger chase the kids around to show them how good they have it. Bring them back to their roots and stuff. That’s what I would do, but I guess that’s also why a big poster of my face is plastered in every social services center.

Sorry for the late start. My internet is down and I’m using the powers of my mind to update right now.

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17 years ago

No problem…Even your “late updates” are amusing ;)

so what
so what
17 years ago

I would hate to have the name Shiloh Pitt or Pax Pitt…those kids are gonna be made so much fun of in school…what were they thinking.