Jared Leto is a good lover

In what probably amounts to a planted story, Penthouse Pet of the Year runner-up Krista Ayne gives Jared Leto a 7 out of 10 in bed.

“I met him at an open meet-and-greet where he was signing copies of his CD. He signed my CD, and as I went to take back the CD, he kept holding it. When I asked why he wouldn’t give it back, he said, ‘Why don’t you sign something for me?’ I said, ‘Like what?’ He said, ‘I don’t know, how about a number or something?’ But he didn’t call me until months later. When he did call, it was like we spoke everyday. He said, ‘Hey what’s up it’s Jared.’ I said, ‘Jared who?’ “

I fail to see how listening to someone talk about their tortured soul and whining about how no one understands them could be sexy. Krista’s previous lovers must have included a corpse and a pine cone. Both of whom received an 8 from her because they didn’t steal her makeup. I tried finding pictures of Kirsta Ayne, but she isn’t that great looking and they were all NSFW.

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17 years ago

Calls up after months ??

I would call her up the moment I reached home

13 years ago

WTF? Who gave her the right to mark him being in bed in public?? bad manners bitch