Jessica Alba gave her dog a slobbery kiss during a film break which may or may not mean she cheated on me. Last time I talked to her, she told me she’d make out with her dog before she ever made out with me. Does this mean I’m next? Please God, let it mean I’m next.
I wish she would love me the same way too !!
That’s gross. Miss Potatoe head/line-backer shoulders ain’t all that. Overrated.
Oh my Jesiica is looking fat…gross. I think she should lose about 15lbs then she’ll look perfect.