Here’s Jessica Alba shooting some Revlon commercial which should ultimately lead to an Oscar. Do they give Oscars for commercials? If they don’t, they really should. They can have a category like “Best Shot of a Celebrity’s Ass and Panties Through a Sheer Dress.” The name needs a little refining, but it would be a big hit. What I’m trying to say is that looking at these shots of Jessica Alba’s ass and panties makes me happy…in the pants.