Keith Richards’ dad goes down easy

Keith Richards

British music mag NME asked Keith Richards what the strangest thing he snorted was. Keith responded,

“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared … It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

You know what else goes down pretty well? Your sister. Uh huh, oh yea, I went there. Awwww, snap. Watcha’ got?

Note: Two weird robots or guys with bags over their head have been boxing on my site lately (no joke). I’m trying to figure out how to stop that.