British music mag NME asked Keith Richards what the strangest thing he snorted was. Keith responded,
“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared … It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”
You know what else goes down pretty well? Your sister. Uh huh, oh yea, I went there. Awwww, snap. Watcha’ got?
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