Keith Richards

British music mag NME asked Keith Richards what the strangest thing he snorted was. Keith responded,

“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared … It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

You know what else goes down pretty well? Your sister. Uh huh, oh yea, I went there. Awwww, snap. Watcha’ got?

Note: Two weird robots or guys with bags over their head have been boxing on my site lately (no joke). I’m trying to figure out how to stop that.