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Paris didn’t get a boob job?

Paris Hilton

Pictures of Paris Hilton sporting some amazing cleavage formed by a pair of unimpressive breasts have led many to believe the socialite has gotten breast augmentation. Tired of all these rumors, Paris is out to prove her boobs are real.

“One night she got so fed up with the girls talking about her in the ladies room of an LA club that she pulled open her top and showed the lot of them that she’s hiding nothing but a very expensive bra.”

Life will suck when women get their hands on this magical bra that turns A-cups into C-cups. It’s like opening up a beautifully wrapped present to discover a rotting hamster inside. That may be a little strong. Let’s make it a dead hamster.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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