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Paris didn’t get a boob job?

Paris Hilton

Pictures of Paris Hilton sporting some amazing cleavage formed by a pair of unimpressive breasts have led many to believe the socialite has gotten breast augmentation. Tired of all these rumors, Paris is out to prove her boobs are real.

“One night she got so fed up with the girls talking about her in the ladies room of an LA club that she pulled open her top and showed the lot of them that she’s hiding nothing but a very expensive bra.”

Life will suck when women get their hands on this magical bra that turns A-cups into C-cups. It’s like opening up a beautifully wrapped present to discover a rotting hamster inside. That may be a little strong. Let’s make it a dead hamster.

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m.a.
m.a.
13 years ago

If only women weren’t judged by the size of their boobs, we could wear whatever bra we want and wouldn’t have to worry about how small our boobs may be when the bra comes off. :(

Greg
Greg
13 years ago

Now we have to accept the things the way they are :(

Other Karen
Other Karen
13 years ago

Paris’s inflated boobs really freak me out for some reason. I wish she’d toss that bra.

Small boobs are so much better. Clothes actually fit and look cute.

agatha
agatha
13 years ago

why oh why can she not just disappear?

AC
AC
13 years ago

I agree. She looks much better with a more streamlined chest. Its one of the better things about her, that she has natural breasts.

Mayhem
13 years ago

push up bras are doing “wonders” these days.

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