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Paris Hilton won’t stand for this

Paris Hilton

Manhattan Mini Storage began running an ad on phone kiosks with a picture of Paris Hilton’s dog Tinkerbell and the slogan: “Your closet’s so shallow it makes Paris Hilton look deep” (seen here). Hilton’s hound of hell Elliot Mintz was notified and has since sent them a cease and desist letter. This makes the robotic Elliot the only man born without a sense of humor. Angelina Jolie could be squashing Jesus’ balls with 6-inch stilettos in a fetishist movie and he still wouldn’t laugh. What a freak.

In other news, our Paris Hilton boob watch continues this Monday. Implants or bra of the future? The answer may shock and surprise you. More after the jump.

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  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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