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Paris Hilton won’t stand for this

Paris Hilton

Manhattan Mini Storage began running an ad on phone kiosks with a picture of Paris Hilton’s dog Tinkerbell and the slogan: “Your closet’s so shallow it makes Paris Hilton look deep” (seen here). Hilton’s hound of hell Elliot Mintz was notified and has since sent them a cease and desist letter. This makes the robotic Elliot the only man born without a sense of humor. Angelina Jolie could be squashing Jesus’ balls with 6-inch stilettos in a fetishist movie and he still wouldn’t laugh. What a freak.

In other news, our Paris Hilton boob watch continues this Monday. Implants or bra of the future? The answer may shock and surprise you. More after the jump.

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  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

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