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Paris Hilton’s corpse is a PSA

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Paris Hilton’s naked corpse with removable innards will serve as a PSA to warn prom-goers about the dangers of drunk driving. The bronze statue, complete with chihuahua, Tinkerbell, and matching tiaras, will be on display in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, a popular dining spot for prom-goers.

“Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth” featuring “The Paris Hilton Autopsy” offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner’s table, while her cell phone remains in her grip. The ‘unglamorous’ display which includes support material from anti-drunk driving organizations counters “the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood’s ‘girls gone wild’,” according to gallery director, David Kesting.

I’m a little confused. Does this mean if I drink and drive I could “accidentally” kill Paris Hilton? Sweet! No, no. There’s no need for further explanation. I’m already halfway done with my bottle of Jack and ready to hit the streets of Hollywood.

The pictures below may be NSFW depending on if you consider naked statues the same as naked people. My penis says yes, but police say no. I’m so confused.

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What a stupid way of campaigning !!

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Shes a ho

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Lol…this came in the newspapers today….good work !!

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