Paris Hilton’s corpse is a PSA

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Paris Hilton’s naked corpse with removable innards will serve as a PSA to warn prom-goers about the dangers of drunk driving. The bronze statue, complete with chihuahua, Tinkerbell, and matching tiaras, will be on display in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, a popular dining spot for prom-goers.

“Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth” featuring “The Paris Hilton Autopsy” offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner’s table, while her cell phone remains in her grip. The ‘unglamorous’ display which includes support material from anti-drunk driving organizations counters “the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood’s ‘girls gone wild’,” according to gallery director, David Kesting.

I’m a little confused. Does this mean if I drink and drive I could “accidentally” kill Paris Hilton? Sweet! No, no. There’s no need for further explanation. I’m already halfway done with my bottle of Jack and ready to hit the streets of Hollywood.

The pictures below may be NSFW depending on if you consider naked statues the same as naked people. My penis says yes, but police say no. I’m so confused.

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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