It’s official. Akon was dry humping Deena, the 14-year-old daughter of Pastor Dave Alleyne of the unfortunately named Flaming Word Ministry of Chaguanas. Alleyne described the video as “atrocious”, but forgot to rhyme it with supercalafragalisticexpialadosish for added emphasis. Pastor Dave says his daughter was a victim who had no control over what transpired and doesn’t blame her. Unlike Alec Baldwin who would have been humiliated and quickly straightened her ass out.
Deena was filmed dancing with the superstar during his performance at the Zen nightclub last Thursday in Port of Spain. She had won the first stage of a competition which carried prizes, including a “free trip” to Africa. There was however no free trip to Africa as at the end of the competition, Akon said he was Africa.
Brilliant, Akon. Just Brilliant. “I AM Africa.” On another note, I don’t want to take anything away from what happened, but this girl is 14? Seriously? Christ, she has a tramp stamp and the requisite belly piercing already. What the hell is going on? Does Trinidad use a different calendar than the rest of the world? More confusing pictures after the jump.