What’s the closest you’ve ever come to taking the boy-on-boy action to the next level?
I haven’t really ever gotten that close, ’cause honestly, I’m not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don’t find anything attractive about it. I can’t believe girls are into it. It blows my mind a little bit. So that’s the biggest problem. I’d love to share clothes with a dude and have all those benefits, but I just can’t get past that thing. It’s just weird-lookin’.
Man, that’s funny because I seem to recall Pete taking pictures of his penis with his Sidekick. He must have hated it so much he wanted to keep a record of it on his phone. His tool is so repulsive to him that he has to hide it in the ass of another guy so he doesn’t have to look at it. That must be what he’s trying to say.