Over here at The Blemish there’s a rule that requires me to post pictures of Scarlett Johansson whenever I come across them. Disobeying this rule leads to death. I usually laugh at Death, but he gets a little cranky when he misses out on pictures of Scarlett Johansson and I hate hearing him bitch about it. He always threatens to kill me when I tell him how much of a woman he is. What’s up with that? Learn to laugh a little Death.
You can next see Scarlett in “The Nanny Diaries” or in my kitchen washing my dishes.
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