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Suri Cruise turns 1

Suri Cruise

One year ago today, the successful Scientology experiment codenamed Suri Cruise was born. How she was conceived is still a mystery plaguing top researchers to this day. Many claim Suri to be a test tube baby. Could it be she was natural? Did Tom Cruise’s penis not shrivel up and run away upon entering the uncharted territories of a vagina? People have looked towards Katie Holmes for an answer. Alas, she has none. She was unconscious throughout the whole ordeal and only awoke to find herself dressed as a collegiate wrestler while Tom Cruise sat huddled in a corner whimpering. So, happy birthday Suri Cruise. May your tale live on even after death.

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George
George
13 years ago

Happy Birthday Suri !!

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