Us Magazine has the photos of 20-year-old Heidi Montag of “The Hills” hitting the beach with her new boobs and nose. Montag neither confirmed nor denied undergoing plastic surgery, but the pictures speak for themselves. She simply said,
“I’m in a great place in my life right now.”
They say plastic surgery is only a temporary solution and the root of the problem is psychological. I say, if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem. Ergo, stop trying to dissuade impressionable girls from getting bigger breasts you bunch of loons. You can keep all your wacky theories to yourself. I want to see boobs. BOOOOOBS!