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Victoria Beckham’s nipples burst through anything

Victoria Beckham was at LAX vying for attention again. You can actually see a bra beneath the most transparent shirt ever. And that’s weird because her nipples are still visible. At this point, I’m not sure her boobs are even real. I think they might be, gasp, fake. I’m also frightened at what her nipples would do in really cold weather. Would they rip through her bra and shirt ala Bruce Banner transforming into The Incredible Hulk? Our nation’s leading booby inspector seems to think so. By the way, that’s me. So ladies, don’t freak out when I start squeezing your breasts. I’m certified. These might be NSFW.

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Nicolina
Nicolina
17 years ago

I think she has got collagen in her nipples, as well as her pout.

simon
simon
17 years ago

I think she is well fit :)

EyeGuard
EyeGuard
15 years ago

David wants to be careful he doesn’t lose an eye