Alessandra Ambrosio is seen here modeling something pink and sitting in one of those futuristic chairs that never took off. You know, the one you bought to try and be trendy, but ended up returning because it reminded you of a free standing jock strap. And that may not have been a bad thing if you could actually use it to cup your testicles. Although, that would require you to have elephanitits which would mean you’d have more to worry about than deciding which piece of furniture will get you laid. What were we talking about? Oh yea. Alessandra is a hottie. When I lick my finger and press it against her butt, it makes that sizzling sound. A lot more after the jump.