Here’s Bai Ling at Cannes exposing herself yet again. This chick has taken all the fun out of a celebrity nipple slip. It’s like having crÃ¨me brÃ»lÃ©e once in a while for dessert and then slowly replacing every meal with crÃ¨me brÃ»lÃ©e until you become so sick of it you begin wondering what would happen if you ate that two year old yogurt in the back of the fridge. It’s only been two years and black-green is such a pretty color. I’d be stupid not to eat it. Wait a minute. Did I just compare Bai Ling’s nipple to a pastry consisting of a rich custard base topped with a layer of hard caramel? Great, now she’s ruined crÃ¨me brÃ»lÃ©e for me too. I hate you. Anyway, Bai Ling’s nipples have probably been etched into your memory, but check out her crazy eyes. She’s like the Asian Paris Hilton. These are NSFW. Did I even need to say that?