Bruce Willis shouldn’t bottle his feelings

Vanity Fair will run that picture of Bruce Willis fishing while Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher cuddle in the background. Despite what some may think, Bruce doesn’t find it difficult to be in the company of his ex-wife and lover.

“It’s hard to understand, but we go on holidays together. We still raise our kids together – we still have that bond. Demi is the mother of my children and Ashton is the stepfather of my children. I’m thrilled that Ashton turned out to be such a great guy.”

It’s also hard to understand how that 9-inch serrated knife ended up in Ashton’s spleen or why Bruce yelled out “Who’s punked now, bitch!” and twisted it around. According to Bruce, this is a common fishing accident.

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16 years ago

It almost looks like Bruce is venting