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Cameron Diaz says dumb stuff

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz was out partying till 4 a.m. this morning at Box nightclub on Christie Street. The Shrek star couldn’t take her eyes off the racy show featuring two topless girls rubbing slime on each other and wrestling and then performing a simulated sex show. Three hours later, she made an appearance on the Today show where she told Meredith Vieira,

“Life is like high school and celebrities are the popular kids.”

That’s funny. I don’t remember the popular kids looking like ogres. I would know, I was one of them and sexy as hell. My friends will testify to that. Their screen names are “jigglytits” and “bobvilla31”. But, I digress. This isn’t about me, this is about Cameron and and her inability to cope with reality. While her comparison is true to an extent, Cameron fails to mention the phenomenon of popular girls hanging out with ugly girls to look prettier and, you guessed it, Cameron Diaz is that ugly girl. You could put her next to a sewer rat and you’d end up asking the rat, “So… where do I stick it in?”

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“Life is like high school and celebrities are the popular kids.”

That is something quite interesting…

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Cameron Diaz was out partying till 4 a.m. – WOW – I wish I would get that much of free time

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Watching two topless girls – amazing

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