Carmen Electra was at a signing for her book How to Be Sexy. Pretty exciting stuff. Although, you have to wonder. If you need a book to teach you how to be sexy, then maybe you’re just not cut out for the job. Better to stick to what you know. I hear Vons has a sale on cookie dough. Whoa there, sit back down. I was just kidding about the sale.
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