Charlize Theron pretends to model

Charlize Theron

At La Esquina eatery, Charlize Theron put on an impromptu show, catwalking in front of the restaurant. I guess people weren’t impressed.

One bystander asked, “What’s wrong with her?” Another told Page Six, “She was doing that walk for almost five minutes.”

She wasn’t catwalking dummies. She was pacing back and forth out of worry because she didn’t know whether she was pregnant or not. Who knew stabbing a condom with pins would render it useless. Oh well, looks like it’s just you and me now Charlize. Those are tears of joy, right?

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Perry de Havilland

“I doubt Sagemiller would throw Theron and Zellweger under the bus like that, bringing their names up for no reason”

Seriously? You can’t think of what might motivate some lesser actress to drop the names of a couple A-listers like that? Now I realise evidence is unfashionable these days and mere denunciations must be believed without question or you are a Bad Person, but if you really can’t think of a reason why she might say those things, you ain’t trying very hard ;-)

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