At Maxim’s Hot 100 party, Ice-T and Coco were removed from their bottle-service table to make room for Hilary and Haylie Duff. Coco was pissed. Ice-T was too embarrassed to be pissed. I figure I would kill myself if that ever happened. That or pretend I didn’t hear the maitre d’. Crying works too. Everyone is uncomfortable when a guy starts bawling. Prepare to squirm people. You’ve never seen snot bubbles like these.