Enrique Iglesias drew a lot of attention when he told a Swedish magazine he had gotten secretly married and divorced to Anna Kournikova. It turns out, he was only joking and is still together with Anna. Bad news for me because I already mailed Anna two of my used boxers. Sorry Enrique, but when Anna opens her present, one whiff of my musk will send her into a state of ecstasy she won’t soon forget. Doctors may say she’s convulsing, but they’ve obviously never brought a women to orgasm before.