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Ewan McGregor needs his Wonderjocks

Ewan McGregor

Ewan McGregor has been exposed as a “Wonderjock” wearer. The Wonderjock is underwear for men that helps “lift and promote” your junk. Ewan McGregor bought so many that the AussieBum store had to run a credit check. Now the cat’s out of the bag and he’ll be forever known as that dude who wears a Wonderbra around his nuts. Maybe he’d like some tampons too. And a mirror that tells him he’s not fat. And a guy who loves him for his mind, not just his body. Ha, good luck finding one of those, sucker.

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Anon
Anon
13 years ago

You’re an idiot. He has a *very* nice cock, and obviously needs better support than standard underwear provides. He’s also set out for a three-month long motorcycle trip this week. I would want something to “lift” my junk away from a roaring, vibrating engine that I’d be sitting on all day, too.

aaron
13 years ago

I’ve heard long trips on a vibrating engine also does wonders when you try and s**t. Think of how you get a slurpee at 711 and stomp it on the counter to make more room. Now relate that to McGregor’s ass. Talk about compact bowels. I wonder when the receipt for his 3 month supply of buttplugs will surface.

Daniel
Daniel
13 years ago

Anyone who’s seen a few of his movies KNOWS the man is hung in a very healthy way. And he’s spoken very openly about the equipment on more than one occasion. Confidence is not an issue with this man.

Daniel
Daniel
13 years ago

Anyone who’s seen a few of his movies KNOWS he’s hung in a very healthy way. And he’s spoken openly about the equipment on more than one occasion. Confidence is NOT an issue with this man.

Daniel
Daniel
13 years ago

Forgive the double post, but the damn website kept giving me error messages. So I guess I’m not really sorry, am I?

Heather
Heather
13 years ago

Yep he’s showed his dick in a bunch of different movies, he has no problems with his huge “talent.”

I can’t blame a guy for wanting to be supported down there. It’s all just flopping around with no where to go! Flopping doesn’t sound fun.

JJ
JJ
13 years ago

I have huge talent Heather. Wink wink.

JJ
JJ
13 years ago

I mean to say I have huge talent too

Neo
Neo
12 years ago

I am hung and have had problems at my jobs. I have had supervisors tell me to stop wearing boxers because my co workers can see the outline of my penis when I take my jacket off. I have to wear tight speedo like underwear and tuck things under to keep from getting noticed. I heard from one of the girls in the office it was the male managers above me that complained, not the women. He probably wants more control over where it goes because of people snapping pictures of it or directors wanting to hide it in movies.… Read more »

Joel River
Joel River
9 years ago

This man does not need a wonderjock he has a huge cock. Anyways I know this is like 4 years old. I just had to give my two cents.

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