George Clooney and Ocean’s 13 co-stars auctioned off a private seven day Mediterranean getaway for the annual Cinema Against AIDS dinner. After which, host Sharon Stone held an impromptu auction promising the winner they’d get to choose one of these people to come down and touch them. The $350,000 winner went with the obvious choice and had George Clooney kiss his girlfriend on stage. Next up for auction is a kiss from me. $1 billion dollars? Thanks mom. No tongue this time, okay?