It’s not Paris Hilton’s fault

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In an earlier interview with Harper’s Bazaar, Paris discusses the infatuation the LAPD has with her. She believes cops flag her down to hit on her. Paris whines,

“I think I get in more trouble because of who I am. The cops do it all the time. They’ll just pull me over to hit on me. It’s really annoying. They’re [the cops] like, ‘What’s your phone number? Want to go out to dinner?’ “

Meanwhile, Kathy Hilton, Paris’ mom, and her lawyers all claim Paris was singled out because of her fame. Criminal Branch of the L.A. City Attorney’s office Jeffrey Isaacs disagrees. He says, “This was well within the judge’s discretion and more than just, She could’ve got 90 days.” Paris is expected to only serve two weeks out of the 45 day sentence and will be separated from the general populace.

Over the weekend, Kathy consoled a crying Paris at lunch. Luckily, Paris is a little soldier and on the same day, flashed her panties ala Marilyn Monroe. Paris denied this and said the wind was a pervert and tried to look up her skirt.

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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