Lindsay and Hilary make up

Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff have reportedly buried the hatched. Sadly, not in each other’s heads. Straight from the horses mouth, Duff says,

“Lindsay and I were out at the same place, and we were like, ‘Let’s get this out of the way.’ And she was really nice, and I was really nice. …it’s nice to be able to see Lindsay out and say hi, and not have this weird weirdness.”

I thought a horse is a horse of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse of course, that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed. And I think Mr. Ed is dead, so what gives? They probably stuck peanut butter in her mouth to make it look like she was talking. Well, whatever the case, at least the weird weirdness has ended. That must have been weird. What’s not weird is how big my heart is. I chuck quarters into the ocean and make homeless kids swim after them. A philanthropist and a PE coach. God, I’m awesome.

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