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Lindsay Lohan snorts coke?

The News of the World is not the greatest of sources, but they have an article about Lindsay Lohan doing a line of coke and then bragging, “I’m going to New York tomorrow to f**k Jude Law.” To back-up such claims, they included stills of video shot in March which indeed show someone that looks like Lindsay Lohan giving a girl a bump. Although, the stills aren’t very clear when Lindsay does one. A “friend” of Lindsay says,

“That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before.

“She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor.

“I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone.

“Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

“One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.”

Um, ok. This anonymous friend goes on to divulge Lindsay’s conquests which include: James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. Don’t ask Lindsay how they are in bed though, she’s too wasted to know what’s going on.

Little Lindsay does cocaine is probably the most shocking headline you’ll read this month. It’s right up there with Paris Hilton has an std or Scarlett Johansson has succulent boobs. I don’t even want to acknowledge it. Which is why I’ve clasped my hands over my ears and am running around screaming, “I can’t hear you, I can’t hear you.” In retrospect, that made no sense since no one is actually yelling this at me. More pictures after the jump plus a bonus animation of the whole thing.

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Nicolina
Nicolina
16 years ago

This is dodgy even for NOTW.

me
me
16 years ago

Hellll yea its about time someone caught her and blew it up I have seen that girl coked out since her CSH days I am soooo glad america gets to see and hopefully now shell fall off teh face of the earth, cause she sucks at life and little girls should not be subjected to her influence and idolize just another LI coke head….oh I am so happy the world gets to see what trash she really is….shes gross, disgusting, no mannered crackhead

Aimee
Aimee
16 years ago

This does not surprise me at all. For any of you doubters, as a recovering drug addict i know for a fact it is very much possible to use the amount of drugs, 20 lines of coke in this case, as she does in one single night, if not more. It is amazing the tolerance your body can build to a substance over time. Hopefully this will wake her up and allow her to at least admit that she is indeed a drug addict.

cha
cha
16 years ago

what kind of friend would publish this? if she REALLY wanted lindsay to realize that shes on the wrong path, she shouldve gone to her parents. there are plenty of young actresses out there who sniff coke, why does lindsay get the blow [no pun intended]? and if you think its because she has such an influence on the youth, then you obviously have failed to consider hilary duff. and for those who have such a negative attitude towards lohan, whats your deal? and why say she sucks at life? look at yourself, why are you giving this scandal any… Read more »