Lindsay Lohan’s mom is an idiot

Us Magazine interviewed Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s mom and manager, about important issues facing the world today. Namely, her daughter’s coke snorting tape and her hard partying.

How is Lindsay holding up with the tape circulating?
“We’re not reading anything about it. You can’t let it bother you. We work so hard, then some girl just tried to make money off her [for that tape]. Lindsay doesn’t even know who her friends are.”

Do you think Lindsay is at the clubs too much?
“This [premieres and parties] is the fun part of the business. She’ll be 21 in a few months. Regardless, of course, as a parents, you set boundaries and scold them. But there are these dark stories — she is so misunderstood. All she wants to do is act and have a somewhat normal life. When you’re 20, it’s normal to want to go to The Ivy, to go to the hot stores. She can’t live in a bubble.”

To recap. Lindsay’s mom / manager pretty much admitted her daughter did coke in the video and she encourages her daughter to party hard. Greatest manager in the world or greatest mom in the world? She could have just said “There’s no truth to the rumor,” but Dina’s not that bright. You could put a shock collar on Dina that goes off whenever she takes a drink. By the end of the day she’d be frothing at the mouth and convulsing, still trying to crawl towards that glass of champagne.