Yesterday, Mischa Barton was rushed to the hospital after suffering an adverse reaction from mixing alcohol with antibiotics. Mischa, who has been traveling a lot, has been taking meds for a case of bronchitis.
That’s a dangerous combo. Even more dangerous is mixing my charm with alcohol. When that happens, ladies better watch out because my pick-up lines are killer. Usually, I like to open with, “Hey sexy” while pointing to my crotch. Then I seal the deal with a wink which most of the time turns into rapid blinking. If that doesn’t tear down their defenses, I needlessly paw at their breasts until either their boyfriend comes over to squash our love connection or I pass out. Eat your heart out Casanova.