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Mischa Barton goes to the hospital

Mischa Barton

Yesterday, Mischa Barton was rushed to the hospital after suffering an adverse reaction from mixing alcohol with antibiotics. Mischa, who has been traveling a lot, has been taking meds for a case of bronchitis.

That’s a dangerous combo. Even more dangerous is mixing my charm with alcohol. When that happens, ladies better watch out because my pick-up lines are killer. Usually, I like to open with, “Hey sexy” while pointing to my crotch. Then I seal the deal with a wink which most of the time turns into rapid blinking. If that doesn’t tear down their defenses, I needlessly paw at their breasts until either their boyfriend comes over to squash our love connection or I pass out. Eat your heart out Casanova.