Paris Hilton has officially dropped her probation violation appeal which was scheduled to be filed today at 1:30 p.m. Hilton’s lawyer has already gone ahead and abandoned any further nonsense. This comes after LA Sheriff’s cut her 45 day sentence in half to 23 days for “good behavior”. Such nice LA County Sheriffs. I hope they do the same for me one day when I’m speeding down Sunset Blvd. drunk with my headlights off. That’s never gonna happen though. The most I can hope for is a light beating with a baton and that they avoid my face aka my money maker.
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