Paris Hilton will serve half the time

It’s official. Authorities stated that Paris Hilton’s jail time has been cut in half to 23 days and she will be kept in a “special needs housing unit” separate from the general inmate population. Officials credited her with good behavior for appearing at her last court date.

Hilton will stay in a unit that contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates, he said. Like everyone else in the 2,200-inmate facility, Hilton will get at least an hour outside her cell each day to shower, watch television, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone, he said.

23 days isn’t bad. A lot can happen in that time. You can buy a house in 23 days. It stands to reason that someone could be molested and peed on in a prison shower during that time. Someone whose name sounds a lot like the capital of France.

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