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Paris might go to jail for 45 days

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The prosecutor in Paris Hilton’s case has filed documents (here) with the court pushing for 45 days in jail for knowingly driving with a suspended license and failing to enroll in an alcohol education program within 21 days of the order. The LA City Attorney also requested Paris not consume alcohol for 90 days and want to enforce it by monitoring her.

The legal papers ask that “Hilton be ordered to serve 45 days in County Jail.” Prosecutors also want her to be ordered “not to consume any alcohol for a continuous period of 90 days.” During that 90-day period, prosecutors want her “to be monitored for alcohol consumption … by use of a Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring (SCRAM) device at her expense.”

The City Attorney wants more. Because of her “flagrant” driving violations, they want her license suspended for an additional four months — and they want her car impounded for 30 days.

The case should be a slam dunk with all the photos and video footage. The only thing left is for the court to agree to everything the City Attorney asked for. I can hear screams of joy from the denizens of LA right now. As an added benefit, after 45 days of not hearing about Paris Hilton, I’ll be laughing at every picture that comes out because she’ll be wearing an ankle bracelet like Michelle Rodriguez except she won’t have anything clever to write on it.

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  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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