Last week, news circulated that Svedka Vodka would pay 7 figures to sponsor Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday extravaganza in Vegas (July 2-3). Following Lindsay Lohan’s DUI arrest, Svedka has decided it isn’t such a good idea to sponsor a 20-year-old who may have been high on coke, crashed into a tree and fled the scene of an accident. A rep for Svedka now tells Gatecrasher that they will not be sponsoring her party.
No worries. Tampax tampons have jumped at this opportunity. And why shouldn’t they? Nothing gets a party started like thinking about a woman’s uterine lining sloughing off. Sometimes, it’s the only thing that keeps me going.
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