The eagle has landed

TMZ confirmed that Lindsay Lohan has checked into Promises Malibu rehab. Lawyer Blair Berk chauffeured her to the treatment facility. Sources say this isn’t one of those in-n-out treatments other celebrities have done. Rather, it’s a very serious medical treatment program which is expected to last 30 days and whose out-patient program lasts even longer. Hysterically, Lindsay Lohan’s birthday party at Pure is supposed to take place July 2-3. That’s like slapping a hungry cougar’s face with a t-bone steak. It’s safe to assume Lindsay will crack under pressure and head to the hospital due to “water” poisoning.

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