These two are engaged

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from some show called The Hills are engaged. Not because they love each other mind you, but because the haven’t been in the headlines for a while. Next week we’ll hear how Spencer bought Heidi a pink engagement ring. The week after that, we’ll hear how some hero punched Spencer in the face so hard he fell on his ass and spun around like a top. They say this mysterious stranger was not only strong, but extremely handsome. Rumor has it, he runs a gossip site called “The Blemish.” With so few clues, the identify of this humble public servant may never be known.