In this video pleasantly titled Drunk Bill Murray Almost Fights A Guy, you assume this is Bill Murray and he’s about to fight a guy. Well, I haven’t seen Bill Murray ever since Lost In Translation so I can’t tell you if this is him or not. For all I know, he could have become a double amputee or, more realistically, turned into a Japanese businessman. Who knows, right? What I can tell you is that this drunk guy doesn’t look like he’s about to do any fighting. This guy doesn’t look like he can even do any walking. The most he’s gonna do is a lot of stumbling and falling and eventually waking up to a “Did I really stick that in my ass?” morning. So enjoy. I hope you wasted your time like I did.
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