This is how sorry Paris is

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton was driving her blue Bentley only days after being sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her suspended license probation. If you could have read Paris’ mind in the courtroom that day, you would probably hear, “Tell him you’re sorry and you’ll pay attention from now on. Psyche! Heh heh. No wait, don’t say the last part. Just think it. I’m so clever. How come this room doesn’t have a mirror. Am I in hell?”

Note: Paris’ license was reinstated a while ago. I hope she crashes into something. Something hard. Not like a gigantic marshmallow.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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