This is what it’s like when Paris cries

Paris Hilton fired her old lawyer and hired a famous DUI defense lawyer in an effort to convince a judge she shouldn’t serve jail time. Then she cried on her way home. Awesome.

Hilton has jumped from famed criminal defense lawyer Howard Weitzman to famed DUI defense lawyer Richard Hutton. TMZ spotted Hilton bawling as she drove away Hutton’s office Tuesday afternoon, with mom Kathy driving — and consoling — her daughter.

All that’s missing from the video is Nelson from the Simpsons saying, “Ha ha!” And maybe someone slapping her with a dead fish. Because… why not?

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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