Who’s Megan Fox?

With the Transformers movie looming upon us, it’s about time we ask ourselves, “Who’s that hot chick they call Mikaela standing next to Shia LaBeouf and the robot with lips?” For the uninformed, her name is Megan Fox and she’s mostly been in shows no straight man would willingly infect their Tivo with. Namely, Hope and Faith, What I Like About You and Two and a Half Men.

Despite that unfortunate list, Megan started her career in the straight to video movie Holiday in the Sun where she played the spoiled heiress and rival to Ashley Olsen. Later on, she would work with another former child star in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen opposite Lindsay Lohan. A movie so inane, its tagline reads: A teenage girl is convinced — yes, YES! — that her home city revolves around her — still paying some attention — until her family packs up and moves to the suburbs, where she finds herself competing for attention — sigh, back to internet porn.

Regardless of her small tv and movie appearances, casting agents picked up on the untapped and untainted assets of Megan and brought her on the Transformers movie. Now, the promotions department faced a daunting task in marketing an unknown actress. I wonder what they came up with?

Well played guys. You already have half a nation geeked out on transforming robots. Dressing Megan Fox in cleavage baring shirts covered in grease would give even Optimus Prime an erection. And if you’ve ever watched crazy Japanese hentai, then you’d have an idea of what I’m talking about.

Robot fantasies aside, Megan isn’t just some CGI wet dream created on a lonely Saturday, she’s a real person. She’s currently engaged to that douche-baggy guy from 90210 Brian Austin Green and judging by these pics taken last year, she’s also “fun” in real life. So here’s to you Megan, you classy nympho. May your future roles require nudity.