Hoping to add a fourth to her family, Angelina Jolie has been paying frequent visits to a Catholic orphanage while shooting Wanted in Prague. Last weekend, Brad Pitt flew from Canada to the Czech Republic to meet the new son. The two are said to be already going through official channels to secure the adoption.
Angelina celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday and had told Brad she felt it was time to extend their family again. Her maternal instincts are in overdrive and she felt a bond with the kid straight away. She called Brad and said she had found a child who would fit in perfectly with the other kids. If everything goes smoothly, Angelina will have an Eastern European son to add to her brood.
God, she doesn’t stop. But I suppose this is the thing to do in Hollywood. Poor people collect baseball cards or Ferraris. Rich people collect babies. Lots of them. From all over the world. Pretty soon her house will look like that poster of all those different races standing together. I’m pretty sure that’s where Angelina got the idea from. In fact, I’m pretty sure Angelina and Brad go home every night, take a few shrooms and point and laugh at their kids. “Uh huh huh huh, that one is Cambodia and that one is Nami-namib-nam… Ethiopia… oh shit, look at all those faces. I’m freakin’ out man!”
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